Forum Rules. Switch to Night Mode. Remember Me? Last Jump to page: Results 1 to 25 of Add Thread to del. I just thought this was a silly, yet funny idea. Tell me about your experiences, of getting caught masturbating, or catching somebody masturbating. I've personally never been "caught" masturbating, though I've had several close calls.
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Mom! Get out of my room!
Life, it seems, is full of awkward moments. I mean, we can all make a verbal faux pas from time to time and it results in hilarity for all who witness it, but for the truly awkward moments, we need to go back to Reddit. Nah, yeah, Reddit is a place where people can discuss anything from behind a veil of anonymity. It provides a safe space for some truly meaningful conversations. This really is something that needs to be private. As in, not open for discussion, so when you bust someone bashing their bishop, strangling their sausage or jamming their clam, it can lead to some pretty awkward moments. The plot twist in this particular one is that it was in fact the older brother who lost his innocence when he found out his brother was already a champion pocket pool player. Ah, dads. Where would we be without dads to provide the world with intellectual humour, sophistication and a touch of decorum. Yeah, nah, in fairness, good on dad for breaking the tension.
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I locked the door, and was in there for a long time, being quiet. I totally avoided her for that whole week because I was so damn embarrassed and, well, that was that. I went to my room and closed the door and pulled my magazine collection out well not really a collection, but like 3 mags. I got some lube and a couple paper towels, and laid on my bed going to town. What should I do? Should I talk to her about it or should I just wait and see if it passes over? This morning I woke up and felt like pleasuring myself and my brother 23 quietly opened my door then shut it quickly as soon as he saw what I was doing I was using a dildo and it was very obvious. The phone rang. It was the Beach Fun Barbie so she was wearing this nice, red bathing suit and I always loved it so I took it into my room and I started pleasuring myself while holding the Barbie in the other hand and then suddenly my mom walks in on me. She screams and immediately closed the door.
There are only two rules of masturbation: don't use something that will give you an infection, and don't get caught. Though some of us may, from time to time, let a partner watch as we get ourselves off, there is something uniquely humiliating about being unexpectedly discovered rubbing one out. Of course, there's nothing wrong with masturbating. It's fun, it's healthy, it's normal! But the joy of self-pleasure lies in its intimacy, and when that intimacy is interrupted, the happy ending is almost certainly replaced by emotional distress. Although the experience is most commonly associated with teenage boys, there's a good chance you may get caught choking the chicken at least once in your life. Locked doors and strategic timing aren't always enough to keep interruptions away. Broadly spoke with people about their personal tales of masturbation humiliation.